This morning, I got on my normal bus and was on my way to my internship. When we reached the first stop, I looked outside and felt intensely disoriented and realized I was going the wrong way. So I got off the bus and started walking back towards the bus station and everything was fine. … More I Own Up To My Own Idiocy
I was on the way home from my internship yesterday, sitting on the bus, listening to my ipod and minding my own business when a youngish man gets on and hits me in the head with his backpack before sitting down next to me. He elbows me multiple times on his way down and then … More Do You Want A Bite Of Sandwich?
I have a weird looking mark on right below my naval and it hurts. My friend Erin told me it was ring worm and Katdog said it was a spider bite, but the only logical explanation is that the ghost in me and Stephanie’s room has bitten me. I am not too enthused about this … More I May Or May Not Have Been Bitten By A Ghost
For awhile now I have been keeping a journal for the sole purpose of writing down and brainstorming writing ideas, but after starting this blog and taking Prose classes, I think I’m going to miss writing about myself. So I started a journal to write about myself and all of the stupid things I get … More To My Future Grandchildren Who May Or May Not Exist
I asked Siri, “Why aren’t Kate and Leo together?” She remained silent for a long time (a few seconds) then said, “I’m really sorry about this. I can’t take requests right now.” Siri is so heartbroken that they are not together she can’t even speak. I feel your pain, Siri, I feel your pain. She … More Siri Says ‘Call Back Later’
A pigeon attacked me this afternoon on my walk back from work. It flew at me and I screamed and ducked as it flashed its wings like it was the biggest badass. And I should mention it actually hovered over me to taunt me like an asshole. I was so scared that I almost ran … More I Almost Died–Part 1564
What has happened to me in the past two days? Well, yesterday started off great with me going to the gym and being assaulted by an Easter Bunny wannabe who was chilling there for some reason. When I say assaulted I mean that he was there and I saw him and almost dropped the weight … More What Has Become Of Me?