Help, My Lip Is Growing and Other Weekend Adventures

In my world of weird, I fell into bed the other night after a long writing session. Sleep was calling to me and I was gladly falling for it until my lip started tingling. You know that moment when you’re hovering between consciousness and being submerged in sleep? Everything feels distorted and you doubt the … More Help, My Lip Is Growing and Other Weekend Adventures

Glitzy McJingles Has A Way With Words So Long As She Doesn’t Speak

A couple of updates from yesterday’s post are in order. First, I would like to point out that Gilmore Girls once again used the word “traipsing” in an episode, leading me to believe that their thesaurus was stuck on one page and that the writers are time travelers who read this blog and incorporated the … More Glitzy McJingles Has A Way With Words So Long As She Doesn’t Speak

It’s All Fun and Games Until You Fall On Your Ass

Last week, the games for the kickball league I joined began. I had been discussing my past kickball abilities in a slight braggish tone because I remember tearing it up on the blacktop way back in elementary school. It didn’t seem to matter that that was about 15 years ago because it shouldn’t be hard … More It’s All Fun and Games Until You Fall On Your Ass

Princess Problems

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but I might be a bit of a Dr. Doolittle. We have two family pets, a cat, Bandit, and a dog, Mac. We have had Bandit a good deal longer before getting Mac, which I’ve read is the key to creating harmony between them. Though Bandit can’t help himself … More Princess Problems